Twenty-four

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Chapter 24

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Tw: weed 😎

“oh my god” Phil’s eyes widened.

“hi dad” Tubbo waved at the camera and giggled.

“NO NOT TUBBO TOO”  Phil clasped his empty hand to his mouth.

“we have, Wilbur, that’s me” Wilbur pointed to himself.

“And Ollie, and Tubbo, Tommy, and Dre” he finished off. Dream wheezed; he hadn’t really talked at all the past 30 minutes. He did decide to put sunglasses on because “the fire was too bright.” And so he sat in the chair, silently (except for the occasional tea-kettle sound) with sunglasses on.

“why are you all just stoned at like what? Two in the morning?” Phil checked his watch.

“DON’T WORRY PHIL IM A GOOD CHILD!!” Tommy yelled from across the firepit.

“why is tommy the only one not stoned?” Phil was actually surprised to see Tommy as the responsible one.

“HMM I HAVE NO IDEA PHIL” Tubbo gave Tommy a snarky look. Wilbur had lit another one, because after all four of us taking multiple puffs, it had become a small stub that he threw into the fire.

“dude I mean when you have the chance you might as well...” Phil trailed off, and we cheered at his response. Making Tommy roll his eyes.

“THAT’S WHAT I SAID” Tubbo yelled,

“TUBBO YOU DON’T HAVE TO YELL PEOPLE UP THERE ARE SLEEPING” I shushed tubbo.

“WELL IM SORRY” after his comment, we fell into a fit of laughter.

“you guys are crazy” Phil said into the phone.

“yes, we are Phil—did you know that the Russians used whales as spies?” Wilbur would not give up on the whale facts.

“Is that will?” I heard a familiar female voice coming from Phil’s side of the phone.

“OH HI KRISTEN” we all yelled into the phone almost identically.

“Will, Tubbo, And Ollie?” Kristen had come into shot now and looked just as confused as Phil was when we had first called.

“HI MOMZA” I waved enthusiastically, and she waved back.

“hello, will have you provided these teenagers with marijuana?” She asked supposedly.

“how do you even spell marijuana?” tubbo asked me.

“M-A-R-I-G-U-A-NA?’ I guessed.

“no I think its M-A-R-A-W-A-N-A” he nodded. And Kristen knew we were all stoned.

“Will you are gonna remember this night forever” she shook her head chuckling.

“DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT HUMPBACKS HAVE SCOLIOSIS?” Will almost screamed into the camera.

“um—no I did not—Thomas why don’t you have at least like one hit?” Phil said chuckling.

“hey, I call him that!” I said in between giggling with tubbo, we had simultaneously started playing thumb wars, and he had tried slapping my arm with the hand he wasn’t using to distract me.

“surewellidontnknowmaybei’llgethighbutwhateveritsnotnlikewereteanagerswhohaventproparlygrownyetsoitmaymesswithmybrainlongtermbutsurefinephil” Tommy started rambling, and Clay wheezed for what seemed like the millionth time tonight.

“here Tommyinnit have some weeeeeeeeeed” Tubbo handed him the joint, and tommy shook his head regretfully before putting it to his mouth and making a disgusted face as he puffed out the smoke.

“Ew” he denied actually enjoying it but took multiple puffs before handing it back to me.

“well I have to start streaming soon, but feel free to tune in ok?” Phil said, logging into his PC.

“STAY SAFE KIDDOS” Kristen added in.

“BYE DADZA AND MOMZA!!” we all yelled into the mic before he hung up.

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It had been almost two hours outside in the snow, and the pot had finally set in for Tommy.

“I don’t see why we don’t do this more often” tommy was leaning back into his chair and staring at the stars.

“those stars do be twirling a lot faster then usual” everyone else was looking up and admiring the sky.

“THEY USUALLY SPIN FOR YOU?” Wilbur laughed, and tubbo tried to explain himself but failed miserably.

“well they usually don’t spin, but sometimes, I don’t know—” he trailed off.

“after stargazing for a couple minutes, Wilbur decided to pull up Phil’s stream. He was playing on his hardcore world (of course).

“yo I have voice to chat on here” wilbur started typing feverishly, and we all gathered around his laptop.

WilburSoot would like to share something with everyone LUL:

Hello father

“oh hello Wilbur—how have you been in the 30 minutes I haven’t seen you? Chat, I was on a phone call with him and some others before this.” He looked at the camera cautiously.

The entire chat was excited to see the interaction between the two.

ItsBree13: wilbur are you eating sand again?

uhohcraftingtable: HI WIBLUR

mammie: who else was on the calllllll

respectfulollieimp: others? As in OLLIE?

✅ Cadarino: AYE THE ICONIC DOU

WilburSoot wants to share something with everyone LUL:

Ollie, tommy, tubbo, and pissbaby say hello

I decided to go onto my phone and chat with wilbur through the stream, because why not.

OllieMolly wants to share something with everyone LUL:

wilbur I can say hello myself 😐

“oh—hello ollie” Phil knew that we were still heavily in contact with the weed.

ItsBree13: HI OLLIE ILY

✅ Cadarino: oh hey ollie I kinda am writing a fanfic about you lol

Ramenboi: what is going on lmao

I noticed the chat swishing by, and decided to interact with fans a little bit,

OllieMolly wants to share something with everyone LUL:

I luv u @ItsBree13

ItsBree13: WHAT IM SCARED OMG HI ILY MORE

Tommy wants to share something with everyone LUL:

Yo don’t steal her from me😡

✅ Cadarino: Molly, Tommy, Bree love triangle?

ItsBree13: WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING

Tubbo_ wants to share something with everyone LUL:

Ollieinnit is literally so canon trust me

WilburSoot: trueeeeee

DreamWasTaken: any truers in the chat?

✅ Cadarino: ARE YALL DRUNK OR SOMETHING

Uwusprinkle: IDK IF THIS IS PANDERING OR THEY’RE SLEEP DEPRIVED

Tubbo_: vc Phil xc

A/n: anyone who was watching tubbo’s stream yesterday will get xc

“um tubbo weren’t we just talking?” Phil was stifling a laugh.

Tubbo_: vcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcv

“ok fine” he opened discord and joined a call that tubbo was in.

“HELLO PHIL, THE STARS ARE SPINNING TONIGHT ARENT THEY?” tubbo screamed as soon as Phil joined.

“tubbo are you outside still?” Phil was trying his best to play it cool.

“yes, mhm were all here, Ollie, Wilbur, Dre, and Tomathy” Tubbo was slurring his words slightly, and the chat noticed.

ItsBree13: TUBBO ARE YOU GOOD?

✅ Cadarino: stonedbo

“HAHA STONEDBO THAT IS ACCURATE”

“TUBBO YOU CAN’T SAY THAT ON THE STREAM” Tommy was sitting right next to him, so Phil’s chat could hear everything.

Imscared: WHATDIDHEJUSTSAY

lul_lul: WAIT TUBBO IS HIGH RN

user98: ARE THEY ALL HIGH OMG IM CLIPPING THIS

✅Cadarino: uhoh

“TUBBO STOP TWITTER IS GONNA BREAK IF YOU SAY WE’RE HIGH” I yelled at him from across the deck.

“well we are” he said innocently.

User00: WHAT SKDJFKSDFNGS

Djdjjd: NO STOP ARENT YALL MINORS

KarlJacobs: wut

Simp00: KARL IN CHAT KARL IN CHAT

“oh karl’s in chat, why is everyone here—this is getting out of hand” Phil was practically on the floor with the chaos.

RanbooLive has something to say to everybody LUL:

why are you all awake rn I’m literally watching you from the window

“OH HI RANBOO COME AND JOIN US” I wave to the window where he was laughing extremely hard.

✅Cadarino: WAIT RANBOO IS WITH THEM AHBHA

ItsBree13: I CAN’T ANYMORE-

RanbooLive: its literally freezing why are you out there

“WERE GETTING HIGGGGGHHHHH” Tommy had started singing. Chat had gone feral.

Usersd,: NO THIS IS TOO FUNNY

Jdjdj: WHATTHEHECKTOMMY

Hellooo: GIVE THIS MAN AN AWARD

Mamma: IMAGINE THEIR PARENTS SEING TJHIS LMAO

QuackityHQ: THAT’S IT IM COMING OUT

A couple seconds later, I heard the door open, Alex inspects me first, and the second he sees my bloodshot eyes, he laughs.

“No way you guys are actually high!”

“THE CHAT CAN HEARRRR YOUUU” Wilbur bellowed.

“do you want some big q?” Tommy asked, almost begging.

“guys—um the viewers just jumped like 20k views um—there’s about 40,000 people listening in on this” Phil had turned off his Minecraft scene, making the discord chat the main attraction.

User1: NOT THEM PEER PRESSURONG BIG Q

User2: NO QUACK PLEASE

User3: WAIT ARE THEY ACTUALLT HIGH I CANT TAKE THIS

User4: DUDE YOU GUYS ARE 16 YEAR OLDS ISNT THIS ILLEGAL

Karljacobs: CHRIS IS THAT A WEED? TYPA BEAT IF YKNOW WHAT I MEAN

JustaMinx: KARL ARE YOU CONFUSED AS I AM

Karljacobs: YES, MINX I AM SO VERY CONFUSED

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Chapter 25

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Tw: weed 😎

RanbooLive: QUACKITY WHY ARE YOU DOWN THERE WHAT

“DON’T WORRY RANBOO IM TAKING CARE OF IT” Alex yelled to the window. A couple seconds later, a thumbs up popped up from behind the curtain.

“we don’t need to be taken care of QUACKITY” Wilbur explained.

“YES, BUT YOU ALL ARE—LITERALLY ON PHILS STREAM EMBARRISING YOURSELVES” Quackity laughing harder than before, started walking towards Tommy who had the phone, which was the device connected to the discord call.

“hand it over” Alex stood in front of Tommy ushering his hand in front of the phone.

Tommy simply shook his head slowly with wide eyes.

“at least mute it for a sec—please” Alex actually looked desperate. So tommy held the same rebellious expression and lifted his finger to mute the call.

“thank you—” he paused to double check Tommy had actually pressed the mute button.

“ok first of all you ALLL know that this is a horrible way of coping” he waved his finger around at the group.

“Wilbur you are literally the oldest person here I expected better of you!” Alex ran his fingers through his hair. And that’s when I noticed,

“OH MY GOSH ALEX YOU DON’T HAVE A HAT ON” I gasped.

“WELL WHEN YOU WAKE ME UP AT 3 IN THE MORNING FROM YOU LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT COMITTING UNDERAGE DRUG USSAGE IN FRONT OF 40 THOUSAND PEOPLE I DON’T NECASSARILLY HAVE THE TIME TO GET A BEANIE ON OK?” He chuckled lightly after he ranting.

“well I mean her parents are possibly like dead or something so that’s a reasonable excuse—” Dream talked for the first time in a while, I forgot he was even here. He still sat in his sunglasses, silently thinking to himself.

“facts” I pointed over to dream.

“oh my gosh you guys are—”

“crazy. Phil already said that” tubbo grinned sheepishly.

“to be fair—tommy did last a long time before taking a hit—like he went all dadinnit on us for a while” Wilbur chuckled, and I whispered

“dadinnit, dadinnit, dadinnit” silently clasping my hands together, I looked over at Tommy, who was feverishly typing onto the phone, glancing up every couple seconds to make sure Alex wouldn’t catch him. I looked over at the laptop which still had Phil’s stream up, Discord was still up, but you could see Tommy’s messages in the chat.

Tommy

Halp

Big q is anngwy

Big q with not brim

Phil

Anngwy?

Tommy

All men do is eat hot chip and yell

Poggers

I slowly turned my gaze over to Tommy, who was stifling a laugh, thinking this was the funniest conversation ever. I gave him a wide-eyed grin, and he gave one back before typing again

Tommy

Me and Molly be smiling

Molly is Poggers

Phil

👍

I had completely zoned out on Alex’s lecture,

“—with that said—I’ll stay awake with you—as long as you come inside because I don’t know how you don’t have hypothermia from staying out here” he rubbed his hands together trying to get some warmth into them. Me and Wilbur had taken one last puff of the almost gone joint before throwing it into the nearly died out embers.

As I shut the door behind me, Tubbo practically ran for the kitchen.

“tubbo with munchies what will he do” I watched as he opened the fridge with an exhilarating amount of force.

“ooh me want food too” Dream power walked in the same direction (almost running straight into the wall)

“oh my gosh you guys are literal toddlers” Alex was thoroughly annoyed.

“haha Molly is toddler el oh el” Tommy fell onto the couch as he said so.

“stfu before I punt your ass straight to mars you ugly ass mother trucker, I won’t hesitate to curb stomp you and your family so much it’ll hurt your ancestors you better be grateful I don’t crack your back like a glowstick right now especially with that gremlin posture because i literally hold so much power you don’t even know” I spat all in one breath and finished with a menacing laugh.

“well you’re the one who kissed me” Tommy bobbed his head with every word tauntingly, obviously forgetting that Quackity and Wilbur were sitting right in front of us.

“did I hear that right?” Wilbur’s bloodshot eyes were almost popping out of his head, as he stifled a wheeze. Quackity looked the same.

“THOMAS” I realized what he just said and put a hand to my mouth.

“its trueeeeee” Tommy sang, standing up and walking into the kitchen, not caring about the short conversation he just had.

“WHATDIDHESAY?” Quackity had looked as if he was holding his breath.

“I must be john because I haven’t Cena thing” I shrugged, trying to change the subject.

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Chapter 26

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Tw: um so pretty much every chapter after this is gonna have stalking just letting you know rn :-)

“YOU CAN’T JUST GLOSS OVER THAT LIKE NOTHING” Quackity held his hands in the air, obviously baffled.

“watch me”

“no please gossip I just wanna knowwww” Wilbur held is bottom lip out.

“tommy’s not even here, wilbur probably won’t remember anything in the morning, and I’m insanely good at keeping secrets” Quackity argued.

“last time I checked you told the ENTIRE group that we confessed to each other so no, I’m not gonna gossip with you” I scoffed, grabbing my phone.

Unknown

I see your coping.

Make sure you don’t slip up :)

My eyes widened, and Alex noticed.

“what’s wrong? Are they already trying to cancel you?” he leaned over trying to get a better look. If I didn’t quickly double click my home button and switch over to twitter, he would have seen the ominous messages.

“no i don’t think so—” I stopped at the “Trending in the UK and US”

#stonedbo

Twitch streamers including OllieMolly, Wilbur Soot, Tommyinnit, Tubbo, and Dream have reportedly “gotten high” from Ph1Lza’s stream earlier today.

Me and Alex stared at the screen for a good 10 seconds before I burst out laughing.

“OLLIE WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING” Alex said, stifling his own laugh.

“I DON’T KNOW BUT THIS IS SO FUNNY” I continued to giggle as Tubbo came out of the kitchen, one hand full of cheerios, the other clutching the cereal box as if it was the last thing he was going to do.

“what are we laughing at?” he laid on the couch.

“stonedbo is trending in the UK and America” Tubbo started giggling too.

“this is not funny” Alex deadpanned,

“ANYWAYS back to the subject” Wilbur subjected. And everyone turned their heads to me (except tubbo, he was stuffing his face with cheerios) Clay just walked through the kitchen door, with him gnawing on a piece of beef jerky.

“fine. Where’s Tommy?” I looked at clay,

“he’s eating tomato sauce I think” clay said calmy.

“ok—well Ollie, since tommy’s busy, eating tomato sauce—I want you to explain the last conversation he just had with us”  Wilbur pressed his hands together, twiddling with his thumbs.

“what conversation?” Clay asked.

“Ollie kissed Tommy” Wilbur wiggled his shoulders as he said so.

“W H A T” Dream and Tubbo turned to me, intrigued.

“well—yes but it’s not really any of your guys business”

“well it is now” Clay shifted in his seat, as if he were getting ready to watch a movie.

“if I tell you guys will you stop pestering me?”

“yes, a thousand times YESSSSSS” Wilbur was getting very giddy, wiggling his shoulders again.

“well when you locked me and Thomas in that room we kissed and now were dating I guess” I was still high, so my mind was so out of the place and wasn’t properly thinking before I said stuff.

“no way really?” Quackity was sipping on this tea like nothing.

“OOOOOOHHH YES MY PLAN WORKED OMG OMG MY PLAN WORKED HABAH IM SO HAPPY YES EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” Wilbur has started jumping up and down and squealing like a middle school girl.

“what plan?” I asked accusingly.

“MY PLAN OOOOOOHOHHHHH WAS TO EEEEE KEEP YOU GUYS IN THERE UNTIL YOU KISSED AND STUFF AND AHHHH IM JUST SO HAPPY BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT DIDN’T WORK OMGJSDJKGNSDJG” he was on the floor rolling around now.

“well we know he’s baked still” Dream looked down at Wilbur, freaking out on the carpet.

“IM JUST SO HAPPY AhHhHhH—” his giggling soon shortly sobs.

“what the hell is wrong with you mate?” tubbo asked.

“WELL IM JUST SO HAPPY IM CRYING BUT I DON’T KNOW WHY CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY IM CRYING” wilbur said though the racking cry’s.

“um—I have no idea why exactly you’re crying wilbur, but why don’t you sit down and have a glass of water—” Alex got up to help, but Wilbur swatted him away.

“I JUST AM GONNA CRY ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE THIS RUG IS VERY SOFT AND SEEMS NICE” Wilbur started stroking patterns in the floor as he shook with more sobs.

“look at what you did Ollie you made him cry!” Clay threw a piece of jerky at me.

“I didn’t mean too! He was the one begging for me to tell him!” I fired back. Alex lay a stray blanket over a tear-faced Will.

Just then, Tommy walked through to the living space with a single spoon and a can of tomato sauce.

“can we streeeeeaaam!” Every word he sang in a different note.

“tommy you’re eating tomato sauce” tubbo mentioned.

“yeah, it tastes so goooood like pogchamp” he slurped up a glob of tomato sauce from the spoon.

“why is Will crying?”

“no reason”

“he’s sick”

“he stubbed his toe”

Me, Clay, and Quackity all said the different answers at the same time, making tommy a tad suspicious.

“hm—can we stream now”

“tommy its 3:00 in the morning” Alex said blankly.

“but in England it’s like 11” Tommy pleaded.

“you guys are high, and probably getting canceled tomorrow so no”

“well if we’re canceled, we can’t do any more harm?” Tommy talked through Will’s continuing sobs.

“no” Alex didn’t give up, so tommy just walked over to the PC and started up Twitch.

“what are you doing?” Alex asked supposedly.

“I’m starting a stream duh” Tommy rolled his eyes as he pressed the Go Live button.

“TOMMY NO WHAT THE—”

“WHAT IS UP CHAT! I HAVE TOMATO SAUCE! ISNT THAT PRETTY COOL? TOMATO SAUCE IS SO GOOD”

“TOMMY WHY DID YOU START A STREAM” Alex ran over to the PC to realize it was too late.

“because I wanted to big q” tommy pouted. Quackity just walked off in annoyance.

SavvyTheDavvy:😫all🌈i⭐wanna🔪do☀rn✨is🌟get💫high🌌and🔽jump💧off⚠a🅾cliff☹

Sour_clown: THIS IS NOT GOING TO GO WELL

Caught_u_smiping: TOMATO SAUCE?

ItsBree13: SO YALL ARE STILL HIGH ABHBSFHA

✅Cadarino: TOMMY NO

Spicymonkey_: WOOOOOOOO ILY

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Chapter 27

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“SO CHAT I WANT YOU TO ASK US QUESTIONS” Tommy sat eating his tomato sauce, waiting for the chat to fill up with questions.

ItsBree13: OLLIEINNIT FOREVER

Caught_u_smiping: WHY ARE YOU HIGH IN THE FIRST PLACE

SavvyTheDavvy: where are you guys?

“OLLIEINNIT FOREVER? HECK YEAH OLLIEINNIT FOREVER” Tommy pumped his fist in the air.

“TOMMMMMYYY YOU CAN’T SAY THAT ON STREAM” I called out from the couch.

“buuuuuut its trueeeeee” Wilbur wailed from the floor.

✅Cadarino: WILBUR?

Sour_clown: WHATDIDHEJUSTSAY

ItsBree13: IS WILBUR OK?

“DON’T WORRY BOYS WILBUR WAS CRYING BECAUSE HE—” Tommy stopped and looked at me.

“why was wilbur crying Molly?” Tommy span in the chair as he said so.

“im soooo happyyyy for you guyssss” Wilbur was wrapped tightly in the blanket.

“oh why would you be happy for us—OH”

ItsBree: WHY IS WILBUR HAPPY FOR THEM?

Chickennoozlesoup: WHATS GOING ON

SavvyTheDavvy: OH?

“DUDE WHY DID YOU TELL HIMMMM” Tommy whined

“YOU’RE THE OWN WHO TOLD HIM” I started whispering.

“oh shut up you guys are acting like middle schoolers” Dream rolled his eyes.

“WELL AFTER THE TRAUMITIC EVENTS OF TONIGHT I THINK WE HAVE AN EXCUSE” I remarked.

“YOU MEAN YOUR PARENTS—” Tubbo started before bursting out with laughter, I joined him too.

Chickennoozlesoup: what happened with her parents?

ItsBree: guys their parents are probably mad that wilbur got them high omegalul

✅Cadarino: did her parents get kidnapped or something? 😀✌

Sour_clown: THEY ARE SO GIGGLY RIGHT NOW DJSLDFNK

“guys I need some questions” tommy was getting impatient.

User: why are yall smokin pot?

User1: whats Ollie’s favorite song?

User2: Is iris on the trip with you guys since ranboo’s there?

User3: does clay look like Freddie Benson?

User4: do you have low blood pressure?

'''User5: how long are you guys on the trip? Its been going on for like two weeks now lmao'''

“MOLLY” he called unnecessarily loud.

“what’s your favorite song?”

I decided to get some water for Me, Tommy, and Wilbur, since the weed was still thoroughly in our bodies.

“hold on lemme think about it” I power-walked across the room to the kitchen.

User6: she really said gotta Zayn 🏃🏼‍♀️💨

User7: SHES JUST LEAVING I CAN’T

User8: she went to go get the milk guys dw she’ll be back in 10-40 years

User9: nobody’s talking about how he always calls her molly...?

“MOLLY WHY ARE YOU LEAVING” tommy whined.

“I’m literally getting water for us idiot” I came back over and pushed him over in the chair so he could make room for me, but he easily got offended.

“oh my god your so annoying” I said as he kept shoving me off the space in the chair. I threw the full water bottle at him, and he held up his arms to cover himself, but he has little stupid twig arms, so he still winced in pain when the bottle hit them. After that he unhappily scooted over and gave me a spot.

✅Cadarino: PLAY YLYL

“we should play you laugh you lose with water in our mouths” I asked, pointing to a message in the chat, we turned on media-share and waited, the first thing that came on was an edit of the Ranboo spatula, and we told people to go touch some grass.

The next couple were funny, but not funny enough to laugh. There was one that made me spit my water, and it was an autotuned edit of tommy singing earlier tonight,

“WE AREEEE GETTINGGGG HIGHHHH” I instantly spewed everywhere, making myself fall to the ground with laughter.

“that one is good” I said as tommy pinched his eyes closed so he wouldn’t laugh. We eventually agreed on 5 lives since we were already giggly.

A couple videos later, there was the video of dream blowing himself up on a lore stream. I had to take a deep breath to stop myself from laughing, meanwhile tommy was spitting into his hand and shaking with giggles.

About an hour in, we had each just lost our last life due to a clip of Wilbur spreading ketchup over a crumbled snowman from our competition.

“ok chat, ask me questions, because I’m literally the best” I flipped my hair over my shoulder as Tommy’s stuck his tongue out at me

'''ItsBree13: what do you want to study at college? (If you’re going)'''

'''✅Cadarino: do you like musicals? I need some backstory for my book ;)'''

Uwusprinkle: what color should I die my hair?

“I want to study either music, English, or some computer thing in college, but I haven’t thought about it as much” I paused to look for more questions,

Caught_u_simping: techno could be your study buddy if you do English!

“yes, oh my gosh he could!”

“he’d be really mean to you though, like NO ACTUALLY THIS HAPPENED” Tommy mocked in a low voice.

“you should dye your hair like a dark green, like an Olive green” tommy leaned surprised, and we shared a smile.

ItsBree13: AWW THAT WAS SO CUTE

“ok next question, I literally live for musicals, you probably shouldn’t have asked me about this because I’m gonna ramble about this for the next ten minutes” I paused to think.

“so, I really like Broadway musicals, Hamilton, Chicago, Les Misérables, Matilda, and SIX are definitely my favorite BROADWAY musicals. BUT I absolutely love starkid musicals, My favorites are A very potter musical, and The guy who didn’t like musicals” I took a light chuckle after finishing, and saw the chat erupt with more questions,

User10: what’s your favorite song in TGWDLM?

User11: what’s your harry potter house?

User12: YES STARKIDDDDD

User13: have you ever had a girlfriend or boyfriend?

“I am a Hufflepuff, but on the brink of Ravenclaw” I answered,

“which ones the one with the hottest people, because that’s me” Tommy nodded,

“well that’s obviously Hufflepuff, since Me, Cedric, AND TONKS, are in it” I pointed out.

“I see” Tommy rubbed his chin.

“My “the guy who didn’t like musicals” song is either inevitable or showstopping number” I sang the names as I said them.

“what a theater kid” Tommy insulted.

“and a proud one” I shoved him.

“have I ever had a boyfriend or girlfriend before?” I stared at the screen and slowly turned to Tommy,

“well when I was 14 for like 6 months, I had a girlfriend, but she broke up with me because she decided she didn’t like girls” I held a numb thumbs up as I said so.

User20: Ollie Bi confirmed?

User13: why’d she look at tommy like that lol

User16: awww

User19: that sucks broski

'''User67: YOUR BI? POG'''

User56: BisexualHeart PansexualHeart

“wait chat—did yall not know I’m Bi?

“chat even I knew that get on my level” Tommy rolled his eyes sarcastically.

User10: YOU NEVER MENTIONED IT

✅Cadarino: canon

“damn I’m sorry chat, well guess I’m coming out el oh el”

User3: BI POG

User4: BICON OLLIE

User5: BisexualHeart

User69: nice :)

User90: what’s your favorite TV show?

“well right now me and Tubbo have been watching Greys anatomy together, I’ve already watched the entire series but Tubbo wanted to watch it with me so were greys anatomy buddies now” i told the chat,

✅Cadarino: who’s your favorite character?

“Lexie, Callie, or Mark” i answered, and tommy looked at me weird.

“what?”

“you are so weird” he scoffed.

“shut up lanky ass I will defenestrate you”

“well you’re the one who—” he tried using the same comeback on me from earlier, but soon realized he was talking in front of 20k people.

User0: who did what?

User4: finish the sentence tommy 😃

User9: hmm?

“nothing” he leaned back into the chair and covered the blush growing on his face with his hands.

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Chapter 28

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Tw: if I say the actual trigger it would be a spoiler so just  ⚠TRIGGER WARNING⚠

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Don’t mention your parents on stream

tommy could be in danger if you do ;)

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“chat its almost 6 in the morning” I stared into the camera with bags under my eyes. The weed had been worn off, reeling me back into reality, Tommy was the same. Wilbur was asleep on the floor. Tubbo was asleep, snuggling into a snoozing Alex. Dream had stayed awake the entire time, but was completely silent, scrolling on his phone.

“yeah, we better end” Tommy put his head on my shoulder, and I laid my chin into his fluffy hair.

ItsBree13: well damn this is cute

Londongoodall: awwwwwwwww

Lexi34192: this called me lonely in 700 languages

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After ending the stream, me and tommy were the only ones awake.

“how are you feeling?”

“tired, anxious” I answered slowly, thinking before saying anything. Tommy pulled out his phone to look at twitter, which we expected to be canceled, and yes, there were people putting us on blast, but surprisingly people were just thinking of it as a funny situation.

Ollieinnit4ever | @Ollieinnittw

Them getting zooted together is so canon

↳ Cadillac | @cadarino

'''Friendly reminder that the minimum age for consuming cannabis in Canada is 16! So wilbur is not committing crimes, (even though he is a dirty crime boy)'''

Drama Alert | @DramaAlert

'''BREAKING NEWS:  POPULAR TWITCH STARS (WILBUR SOOT, OLLIEMOLLY, TOMMYINNIT, TUBBO, DREAM) HAVE GOTTEN HIGH TOGTETHER? ON STREAM? NEW VIDEO OUT ON YOUTUBE TODAY!!!!!'''

↳ User34

'''Dude they’re teenagers, they don’t deserve to be pecked and prodded just because they wanted to have fun. People need to chill.'''

↳ user777

'''Exactly. Some people are acting like they’ve never gotten zooted in high school'''

↳user55

Idc I just thought the streams were so funny

↳ user666

I WAS EVAPORATING JDJBDFJBZDFZ

↳ user9:

Still wilbur shouldn’t have given them weed :/

“damn” I said as I looked over tommy’s shoulder.

“I know right, but look, we basically broke the internet” I high fived him and we silently cheered.

“our sleep schedules are effed” tommy stood up and looked at the sweatshirt I was wearing,

“that’s mine” he pointed to the MOGUL MOVES logo, I looked down, and just noticed I had been wearing it.

“it is” I had a faint memory of a zooted tommy saying that the snow was “too hot” and didn’t want to wear his sweatshirt anymore, so he gave it to me.

“the snow was too hot for you I think” I smirked and held up quotations.

“well I’m too hot for myself Soooooo” he cocked his head.

“that is literally the worst comeback” I scoffed.

“I’m only spittin facts—out here”

“out where?”

“here”

“what?”

“I’m out here”

“I’m so confused with this conversation”

“me too, but—I’m out here”

“oh my god that’s it I’m done” I flicked his forehead as I stood up. He stood up quickly and flicked me back.

“wtf” I said as I flicked him again. He said nothing as he flicked me back once again.

“stop” I said, (flicking him as I said so)

“no” he made a heart with his hands and ran off.

“NO WAIT” I chased after him.

“you can’t catch me am I bad bish” he rounded the corner into the kitchen

I continued to stay on his tail around the island of the kitchen until he abruptly stopped, making me run into him and fall over. But thankfully, he caught me before I could face-plant into the floor.

“yo what was that for?” I asked as he helped steady my stance.

“so I could do this” he held a mischievous grin on his face before starting to tickle me.

“NO THOMAS THAT’S NOT FAIR STOP” I said in between giggles, but he continued to tickle me, he stopped for a split second to wheeze, and that’s when I took my moment to start tickling him, he could barely stop laughing before he starting screaming.

“NO MOLLY WHAT THE FU—”

“OH HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED BISH”

We continued to tickle each other on the floor until we were basically gasping for breaths from laughing too much. As I sat panting for breathes, I looked over at tommy, who was doing the same. I was thinking to myself,

I love him.

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⋆⋅Tommy POV⋆⋅

I love her

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⋆⋅Molly POV⋆⋅

“we have no food”

“yeah, that’s why I resorted to tomato sauce yesterday, because tubbo hogged the cheerios and dream wouldn’t give me some beef jerky” Tommy made a pouty face.

“can I go to the store?”

“by yourself? Why don’t I come with—”

“nah I wanna go by myself, it’ll give me time to think” i explained.

“ok, why don’t we wait until people wake up, so they know where you’re going”  I nodded.

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I opted to go to the small grocery store a 20-minute uber drive away. I needed time to think, after last nights events, we were lucky to not be fully shunned from the fandom for our actions. People actually found it funny and more of an embarrassing teenage act then an offensive joke. But the messages from my “friend” were getting creepier, and I had been with this group of people for over 2 weeks. I loved them, but sometimes it was too much, and I needed a break.

I double checked my phone to make sure the car pulling up was the right one, I opened the car to see a friendly man (maybe in his late 20’s)

“are you ollie?” he asked.

“sure am, and your Jeremy?”

“yep! You’re just going down to the grocer, right?”

“mhm”

This guy seemed nice, he made delicate small talk to ease the silence.

“so, are you from around here or something?”

“no, I’m actually visiting with friends, we’ve been to lots of places and we plan on some more I believe”

“that’s cool! So where you’ve been so far?”

“Hawaii, Seattle, and here”

“wow, that’s exciting, were you plan on going next?”

“that’s funny, because I have no idea, one of my friends has complete control over the stuff and doesn’t tell us until were on the plane” I grinned.

“really? And you trust him, damn must be some good friends”

“yeah, he’s an older brother to me” I smiled at the thought.

After a couple minutes, Jeremy was egging on the questions, I could tell this guy wanted to smooth the tension, but I didn’t exactly feel in the mood.

“So, how do you like Canada so far?”

“um—it’s fun, I haven’t really been out, just back at the cabin, but its snowy” I nodded and checked my phone, it had been 30 minutes and we should’ve been at the grocery store.

“hey, aren’t we supposed to be there right now?” I let out a light chuckle.

“yeah molly, we’ll be there any minute now”

I cringed at the name because tommy wasn’t the one saying it but realized something that sent a shiver through my spine.

“I didn’t put Molly down as my name—” I looked over at Jeremy, who had swiftly locked the doors, and continued keeping his eyes on the road.