Thirty-four

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Chapter 50

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Exho_Notfoundd: OH MY GOD

Justjadynnn: OLLIEINNIT IS ALIVE HOLY-

ItsBree13: I CALLED IT, I MADE THIS, I AM ALL POWERFUL

SavvyTheDavvy: I JUST WANTED TO WATCH GA AND YOU DROP THIS BOMB-

Spicymonkey: AH AH AH AH AH AH I NEED WESTON AH AH AH

YourNameHere: HOLY-

'ElloMate22: GRASS. WHERES THE GRASS.'

lxipexii: WHAT SDJKFNSDJKFNSDJKRGNMD

LiasDrakon: POG POG POG

Erinisrighthere: THIS JUST GOT A LOT MORE INTERSTING-

Oxtamzinxo: WE WERE THAT SEROUIS BUT GO OFF

1800SADBOYHOURS: WAIT HE ACTUALLY DID IT-

DARTHMANDO: WHAT THE ACTUALL HELL IS GOING ON

caught_u_simping: TECHNO?

Chickennoozlesoup: IM DEAD

Femboydream: WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ars0nIsp0g: AM I SEEING THIS RIGHT?

Tommy pulled away from the kiss and instantly turned to the camera,

“SEE THAT CHAT!”  he pointed at the stream, which was blowing up.

“ok then” I said flatly.

Ranboo was giggling on the floor, Iris and Quackity were nearly done with their bottle, Schlatt was doing his scream laugh, Tubbo just threw some more rice. Niki sat at the side in shock. Techno had started clapping. And somehow Wilbur was crying,

“I’m so happy for them” he muffled behind his tears; Niki consoled him.

“someone pass me a blunt” I laughed at the chaos.

“madam” Techno handed me the stick of weed and I took a couple puffs.

“ok chat, the beans art thou spilt” I sat down, putting my feet up on the table.

YourNameHere: WAIT WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

Chickennoozlesoup: HOW WHAT EJHIFJ

“when did this happen—oh tommy’s flirted with me from the start you guys know that—but how? oh tommy spilled all his emotions to me, it was quite cute actually” I thought that if Tommy could expose out relationship, I could expose him, fair change.

“pop apagada!” Alex shouted,

1800SADBOYHOURS: GOD LORD IM CRYING HIFOJSDIFJ <3 <3 <3

DARTHMANDO: AHAAAAA SO HAPPY

“thanks for the support guys, it means a lot—” I was cut off by a large thud. I turned around to see Ranboo once again on the floor, laughing his ass off.

“by far you are the giggliest of all” I chuckled as he rolled around with laughter.

“everything is—just so funny—this entire situation s—so—funny” he said in-between breathes,

“lets—more karaoke—” Ranboo tried to talk as i pulled him up (which was difficult since he was much taller than me)

“I HAVE A SUGGESTION!” Dream yelled, all of us were surprised by his sudden burst of movement. Turns out he had been awake this entire time, but his swaggy shades had reappeared and were covering his eyes.

“what’s your suggestion?” Wilbur asked, his tears had been wiped away, but they left his eyes redder the ever. His mood had changed completely, he was more joyous that ever.

“we need George on the phone though” Clay gestured towards me to call him on discord,

“ok calling gogy” I giggled, Iris and Alex had disappeared again.

“what?” George interrupted, answering the call on the second ring.

“dream wants you to be present for the karaoke” I smiled,

“Ollie! How are you? You ok?” George rushed, Nick had told him about me being back, but we hadn’t directly spoken.

“im doing pretty snazzy, lowkey zooted” I blinked a couple times.

“oh—okay why did you need me?”

“Because of this—” Clay pulled up SoundCloud, at first, I gave him a weird look before I realized what he was doing.

a/n: This one’s for my shawty Spicymonkey 😩🙏

“WOOOOO” clay whooped as the opening notes to the song played, I instantly stood up and started clapping, pacing our stage.

“Ranboo you’re joining me on this one” he had somehow gotten to the floor again with laughter.

“can I join?” Tubbo came up to me,

“YES, ALL THE MINORS SHALL DANCE TO THIS SONG”  I ushered Tommy up from the floor as well,

“oh my god Im gonna leave the voice chat if this is what I think it is—” George ranted,

“I JUST SPOKE TO TOMMYINNIT” We all pointed to Tommy,

“HE SAID GIVE ME A GOD DAMN MINUTE” we all sung in the circle,

“that’s it im not gonna—” George was cut off by our shouts,

“I SAID B*TCH TWO POSTS ONE MONTH, GEORGE PASS ME THE BLUNT” tommy then actually gave me the blunt.

“I”D PAY FOR THE D*CK NOT A F*CKING MANHUNT” The minors screamed together, everyone else cheered us on.

“GeorgeNotClothed, Clay balls exposed Tommy, are we the bad guys?” I turned to Tommy,

“Wilbur, sit on my nose JOKING HA HA” we all noted,

“I only date bad guys with the good halos”

“I LOST DUDE!” Ranboo was almost having too much fun with the screaming.

“Schlatt got stacks, he bought me a 'fit He said I looked good, so I gave him a kiss in my maid 'fit, cute as a daisy!” Schlatt popped in for the one line and blew a kiss.

“I be in the chat like Cjerk!” we all were in a conga line now,

“George on the OF, no shirt”

“Karl wants to send my ass to the moon, So I took a little pic, put that sh*t on zoom”

In the break, we all did the macarena.

“I'll take a pic Show me the nips B*tch, I'll take the pic”

“Dream laugh like, eeugh Schlatt laughs like, aha ha ha!” we mocked the two who were sitting right in front of us,

“I just spoke to Tommyinnit! He said, give me a goddamn minute I said, B*tch, two posts, one month? George, pass me the blunt I'd pay for the d*ck, not a f*cking manhunt”

“GeorgeNotClothed, Clay balls exposed, Tommy, are we the bad guys? Wilbur, sit on my nose, I only date bad guys with the good halos!”

“I LOST DUDE!”

“I paid Gogy $500 Got me on Skype”

“Ugh, Poggers” we all screamed.

“Sapnap and Dream, you got a room for me? I got a maid dress, and I'll clean for free”

“Tubbo cut his hair, anybody see that? I think it looks good, Tubbo Stay safe out there, man! You're awesome!” we all high fived Tubbo and he cheered,

“And George, post on your OnlyFans, goddammit I just want one post Where you are- are- You don't even have to be naked I just want you to- I just want- I just want the username to be GeorgeNotClothed” We ranted in harmony, because all of us had memorized the song. It ended and we all bowed.

“GANG!!! WHILE YOU WERE SINGING, I CAME UP WITH THE PERFECT IDEA! Wilbur stood up,

“tell us please!” I begged,

“NOTICE HOW EVEYRONE HERE HAS SANG OR DANCED” I don’t know why Wilbur was shouting,

“EXCEPT FOR THESE TWO” He turned around and accused Dream and techno, who sat silently.

“YOU GUYS HAVE TO SING, AT LEAST ONE SONG, AND I HAVE THE PERFECT SOLUTION” Wilbur sang the last few words of his sentence.

a/n: This one’s for my shawty abby 😩🙏

The beginning notes to Blank space by Taylor Swift, started to play, and we all cheered, Wilbur pulled Techno up and handed dream his mask. Alex and Iris still no where to be found.

“Getting' bored of Walls 2” We all chanted, techno and dream refused to say anything.

“I should find a new minigame, October 2013, Saw the game and I thought, oh my god, the f*ck is this?”

“So many OP kits But I guess I'll play a game,” Dream started mumbling the words,

“Horse tamers every game, Dominating Winter all day long, everybody’s kit's the same, because it is so, damn strong, but hey, I can survive, I get better ping here than to The Hive, Teams and hackers, everywhere, but nobody plays Blitz to be fair” Techno also joined, and we cheered.

So I'll keep on playing and get horse tamer six My horse is fast but stupid And I will call it Brick Toxicologist gets added with a level five stone sword Keep going with a single dream that One day I'll be leaderboards!” They got louder with every word.

“Gonna join another map But I know it's all in vain trying earn some coins but it's not worth the pain Got  long list of level sevens No high-level kits I've gained Keep getting rogued in deathmatch but that's just the game Let's make it a whole new game While I try and rise to fame, I'll make for myself, a name

When I'm through, this game will never be the same” They were now shouting, and we cheered them on.

So I released my first montage Become a rising star People blame my hit detection Because of my five bar but it was the first of many, and I buy armorer ten People blame thorns constantly, but I still make one again I name it Unexpected Later I release Life My personal favorite...”

“That's just the game, that’s just the game, that’s just the game” We all chanted as the song ended.

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Chapter 51

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“it's too cold, it's too cold, the hands of my sweater!” Me and Niki finished singing sweater weather, the night had felt so long, yet it was only 11.

“chat I haven’t slept in so long” I slurred my words

“you should get some sleep” Tommy tucked a hair behind my ear,

“sleep’s overrated anyways”

Ars0nIsP0g: STOP THEY ARE SO CUTE-

Schlattsgun: IM SO LONELY PLEASE

“yo where are the drunks?” Tubbo looked around the room, Alex and Iris had vanished.

“playing hide and seek I guess” Techno exclaimed,

“Hello and welcome to scavenger hunt, this episode is Iris and Alex” Wilbur said in a talk show voice.

“um—where would we go if we were super drunk?” I asked, “wait—we’re high”

“IRIIIISSS” Ranboo yelled, “AAALLEEEXXX”

“dude, are they dead? Stalked and kidnapped?” I laughed.

“way down in hadestown, way down under the ground” Tubbo sang,

“chat we’ll be right back” I grabbed Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo.

“adventure?” Tubbo clapped his hands.

“ooh yeah” Ranboo giggled.

“let’s look upstairs” I walked towards the stairs, and the minors followed.

“Iris! Alex!” we looked through the rooms to see nothing.

“they’re not here” I sighed, and headed back downstairs towards the kitchen, assuming that they had gone for another bottle of alcohol.

“yoooooooooooo small q, where are you?” Tommy called,

“we’ve gone through the entire house” I sighed as we walked back to the stream,

“wait—you didn’t find them?” Dream asked.

“they really pulled themselves out of the narrative” I scoffed,

“Physics is the natural science that studies matter, its motion and behavior through space and time, and the related entities of energy and force. Physics is one of the most fundamental scientific disciplines, and its main goal is to understand how the universe behaves” i recited from memory,

“molly—hate to break it to you but this isn’t the time—remember what happened last time someone wasn’t seen for a certain amount of time?” Tommy snickered.

“oh forgot about that—” I giggled,

“what did we do last time we were high?” I brainstormed with the search team,

“well we were out in the snow for hours” Tubbo pointed out,

“let’s look” The minors followed me to the back door.

“alex?” Tommy kicked some snow off the deck,

“They aren’t gonna be in the snow dumbass” I nudged him,

“there isn’t any harm in trying”

“THOMAS! es muy pog aqui arriba” Alex laughed manically.

“cierta!” Iris replied,

“what the—” Iris and Alex were sitting on the edge of the roof,

“how did you guys even get up there?” Ranboo laughed.

“Escalera!” Alex pointed to a ladder on the side of the cabin.

“we’re living it up on top!” Iris sang in a low voice, holding up a bottle of alcohol.

“you guys should probably get off the roof…” Tubbo cautioned,

“Ok niños se calman estamos viniendo” Alex spoke, none of us knew what he was saying so we gave him a confused look,

“we’re coming down” Iris translated,

“thank you” I smiled,

As we walked back inside, I gushed useless facts,

“Science is a systematic enterprise that builds and organizes knowledge in the form of testable explanations and predictions about the universe”

“you didn’t do this last time we were high” Tommy mentioned,

“well last time I hadn’t binge read every single one of Karl’s supply of science books” I boasted.

“interesting” Tubbo opened the door back to the living room,

a/n: I got the idea of Ollie knowing all the facts after reading Karl’s books from a comment, but I literally can’t remember who it was so if you’re seeing this please comment so I can give you credit>>>>>>

“where were you guys?” Niki asked,

“roof” tubbo pointed at the ceiling,

“YOU WERE ON THE ROOF” Schlatt burst out with laughter,

LiasDrakon: THE ROOF?

Erinisrighthere: WHAT WERE YOU EVEN DOING

Oxtamzinxo: ROOF BUDDIES 😋

“fresh air guys, you should try it sometime” Iris took a smug sip from the bottle.

“g—go touch—s-some grass” Ranboo mustered out under his giggles.

“Ranboo I know what you’re thinking—shut up” she nudged him over before sitting down, which made him double over in hysterics

“Philosophy is the study of general and fundamental questions, such as those about reason, existence, knowledge, values, mind, and language. Such questions are often posed as problems to be studied or resolved. The term was probably coined by Pythagoras.” I told the chat as chaos was behind me,

1800SADBOYHOURS: GO OFF OLLIE

DARTHMANDO: LEARNING MORE FROM OLLIE THAN SCHOOL 🙈

caught_u_simping: TECHNO AND OLLIE MYTHOLOGY LESSON???!

“techno do you want to talk mythology?” I turned to a serene techno,

“what do we want to start with?”

I thought for a second before realizing something,

“wait a minute—you were telling me earlier about Ariadne?”

“mhm”

“didn’t Theseus like—abandon her on an island?” I burst out laughing at look at Tommy,

“TOMMY YOU B*ITCH” I yelled in between laughter,

“WHAT DID I DO?”

“ARE YOU GONNA LEAVE ME ON AN ISLAND?”

“I would never do that” he pouted,

“woah softinnit jumped out for a second there” I awed.

“you and chat are attacking me today and I don’t like it” he whined,

“aw is little baby tommy gonna cry” I teased,

“I am—so strong I will literally stomp on you” he threatened.

Justjadynnn: OLLIE RUN WHEN YOU CAN

ItsBree13: do we need to call a wambulance?

SavvyTheDavvy: ANGRYINNIT

“you just said you would never abandon me on an island, now you’re gonna stomp on me? doesn’t sound so foolproof if I say so myself...” I tsked,

“That’s it—" Tommy jumped up and ran towards me,

“oh sh*t oh sh*t oh sh*t oh sh*t oh sh*t” I jumped up and ran across the room, Tommy chasing after me.

“WHAT THE HELL TOMMY IM SORRY” I ran into the kitchen and back out again, Tommy had caught up to me,

“tag you’re it”

“oh so this is the 5th grade now?” I take a second to recuperate after my near heart attack.

“sure is” he flipped me off before turning around and running back. As we ran back into the living room, I passed by Wilbur and ended up giving my powers to the lanky man,

“tag you’re it, go get tommy”

“wait im playing now?—ok” he instantly got up and ran off to Tommy,

Chickennoozlesoup: GO WILBUR GO

femboydream: TAG TAG TAG

Ars0nIsP0g: OH TOMMY’S GONNA BE DEAD LMAO

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Chapter 52

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“RUN TOMMY” Tubbo yelled as we watched Wilbur nonchalantly walked into the kitchen, as we heard multiple calls for help from Tommy being chased, we watched the chat,

Erinisrighthere; OH GOD OH GOD

Oxtamzinxo: WHOS GETTING MURDERED-

YourNameHere: DID ALEX AND IRIS GO BACK ON THE ROOF?

“Alex and Iris?” I looked around the room and saw them both knocked out on the couch,

“they’re completely blacked out on the sofa right now’ I chuckled.

A couple seconds later, Tommy came back out and tagged Dream,

“Dream’s about to speedrun our deaths—" I said as everyone stood up, instantly flocking away from Clay.

“what the f*ck?!” Schlatt cried as dream tagged him effortlessly.

As the game turned to chaos, the song moved to Mrs. May, by The Sukis

a/n: The Sukis is such a good band go check em out

You started to trail away, In the sunset

How silly of you to say, “I don’t know about these days anymore.”

She was urging for something to happen, but the tears were gushing down the side of her cheek

In a safe formation

She weren’t playing no more

I tagged Ranboo, who was laughing (what a surprise)

And I know it’s hard, when you’re losing the vast majority

Take it back to the start where we left it all

Stray away from the place that you knew before

As you’re lying on the doorframe

You’re out your depth and it shows in the way that you walk

It’s causing a catastrophe

Oh it’s hard, when you’re losing the vast majority

Take it back to the start where we left it all

Mrs May

And it was a sad attempt again

'''Applause for Mrs. May. I don’t know what’s happening these days anymore'''

You seem so surrounded by yourself, and everyone else is feeling the same

Just point the finger at someone else to blame

Away from us, you’re so far away from us

So far away from us Mrs. May

The game ended when we had all retreated to the floor, Alex and Iris had stayed asleep the entire time.

“I think im gonna head to bed” Clay laughed once again,

“same” Schlatt raised his hand from the floor.

“im not even tired’ I said blankly, “goodnight, please bark at bed bugs for me” I waved as Dream and Schlatt went upstairs,

Tommy pulled me up from the floor and we sat in the chairs in front of the stream, Im pretty sure Niki had fallen asleep on the floor. Tubbo and Ranboo were back to playing the cheerio game, Wilbur and Techno were mindlessly scrolling on his phone.

“chat—y’know what sounds so good right now? Ice cream”

“do we have any?” Tommy asked excitedly.

“I think so” I went to the kitchen, and to my belief, there was a carton of chocolate ice cream.

“TOMMY THERE’S ICE CREAM!” I cheered, and Tommy whooped.

Once grabbing the carton and heading back into the living room with utensils, tommy was doing the fake crying thing in front of stream,

“what’s wrong?” I sat down and opened the ice cream,

“chat’s making fun of me” he pouted,

“what are they saying this time—” I scanned over the chat,

Caught_u_simping: SIMP BEHAVIOR

SavvyTheDavvy: WHAT A SIMP

Spicymonkey: SIMP SIMP SIMP

“chat don’t say the S word you’re gonna get us banned” I said sarcastically,

“chat should get banned’ Tommy whined.

“its fine tommy, they only say it because it’s true” I took a bite of the ice cream, and Tommy just sank in his chair more.

ItsBree13: PAUL AND EMMA VIBES

Chickennoozlesoup: STOP TOO CUTE-

Femboydream: YOU TELL EM OLLIE

✅ Cadarino: my favorite lesbian couple 🙈

“cad just called us her favorite lesbian couple—im honored’ I brought my hand to my heart and pretended to wipe a tear away.

“cad I will unmod you” Tommy threatened,

a/n: NOT ME MAKING TOMMY AND MOLLY HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH ME IM SORRY-

“Tommy have you ever seen Toy story?” I asked as we took turns eating out of the ice cream carton.

“yeah”

“do you remember the neighbor kid that took apart toys and messed them up?” i reminisced,

“yeah, i think so” Tommy nodded,

“ok so you know the baby doll head with the like—spider legs?” Tommy nodded,

“I loved that crap” I shook my head, “like seriously I wanted to do that with my dolls” I chuckled,

“Molly—that’s so weird”

“no its not, it was very intriguing to me”

“taking apart toys and rearranging them?”

“yes!”

“why?”

“why not?”

“I bet you were a strange child”

“oh definitely, my favorite movie was Coraline as a kid, who doesn’t love Coraline?”

✅Cadarino: I LOVE CORALINE

“chat is Q&A time, while eating ice cream” I held up my spoonful of the food.

Looney-ish: do you ship quiris?

“do I ship quiris? Wait is that Alex and Iris? They already have a ship name? damn—um if they’re ok with it yes I totally do” I glanced over at them sleeping on the couch.

User7:  Why does Tommy call you Molly?

“why does Tommy call me Molly? Um—I don’t know, why do you call me Molly?” I turned to him,

“I don’t know either—at first it was a joke but now I think it’s cute” Tommy said in between bites of Ice cream.

“aren’t we just an adorable lesbian couple” i awed,

“I hate you” Tommy scoffed,

“you love me” I smirked, grabbing the ice cream from him.

“yeah” he sighed.

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Chapter 53

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Hibughif: Ollie leave Tommy, Marry me 😍😋💖💍

Ars0nIsp0g: may I be the flower girl with tubbo at you and tommy’s wedding?

“marry you? For sure shawty” I rubbed my pointed finger and thumb across my chin and bit my lip, “may I be the flower girl with tubbo at you and Tommy’s wedding? Yeah, I think the entire fandom can be flower girls”

Caught_u_simping: Abigail x techno love arc?

'Floppylamb12: CAN I COME TO QUIRIS WEDDING PLEASE I WILL PAY MY LEGS AND ARMS AND BODY AND JUST BE A HEAD CAN I COME! PLEASE'

“quiris wedding? Yes, for sure.”

Abigail x techno lover arc? I’ll talk you up for him” I winked at the camera,

Erinisrighthere: can you, tommy, tubbo, and Ranboo do the chika dance for us?

WPCmcyt: Ollie, your hand in marriage please?

“my hand in marriage? Yes, im gonna be married to so many people” I fist bumped Tommy before reading the next one, “can you tommy, tubbo, and Ranboo do the chika dance? Yeah, lemme see if Ranboo can function real quick...” I stood up to get Ranboo off of the ground.

I started the music and he instantly knew what it was,

“I SAID I NEVER WAS GONNA DO THIS AGAIN” he yelled, but it was too late, I started laughing as he trudged along with the dance.

“WOOO GO RANBOO” I clapped as he twirled, as soon as the song ended, he gently collapsed to the floor.

'Exho_notfoundd: WHEN DID YALL GET TOGETHER!! :0'

188SADBOYHOURS: why him- out of everyone, why tommy.

“when did we get together—um we confessed to each other like a week ago? And officially got together about 3 days ago” the last couple days were blurry, so I turned to tommy for affirmation. “why tommy? Believe it or not guys—he’s pretty snazzy” I nodded.

Lil_lys1223: how does it feel to be famous cause we wouldn’t know 😃👍

'''Femboydream: does ollie and tommy like stickcat? :0'''

“how does it feel to be famous? I mean im not super famous but yeah it gets a little—frightening—at times” I cringed at how weirdly I worded that, “does ollie and tommy like stickcat? Oh definitely, stickcat for president” I clapped,

'WPCmcyt: yo molly tell Ranboo I said hi please and the blood god himself. Also ask Ranboo for his hand in marriage respectfully for me pls and thx'

Emamernnn: when are you and techno gonna start a podcast??

“tell Ranboo I said hi and ask for respectful marriage? Oh hey Ranboo! I waved at him on the floor, “this person respectfully wants your hand in marriage” I informed,

“sure” Ranboo pulled out the word,

“there’s you’re answer, when are techno and I gonna start a podcast? I don’t know but that would be pretty cool, we could talk about Greek mythology!” I awed.

Ayzria_: CAN I BE THE PRIEST AT YOUR WEDDING

Ayzria_: QUACKITY CHEATING ON SNAPCRACK AND KARL CONFIRMED??

“priest at the wedding? I’ll think about it, quackity cheating on snapcrack—wait snapcrack? Im totally gonna use that—cheating on snapcrack and Karl confirmed? Uh oh, don’t let them find out” I shhhed.

Idkwhatusertoputso: HAHA SIMPINNIT IS TOMMY A SIMP OLLIE OLLIE NOTICE ME

Sadbhxo3: OLLIE BE LIVING OUR DREAMSSS

“haha simpinnit, the chat is calling you simpinnit” I told tommy,

“I despise all of you with a strong passion” Tommy spat,

“ollie be living our dreams? Sure—” I gave tommy a knowingly look.

D34d_fl0wers: can we get a height reveal of Tommy, Ollie, Ranboo?

“height reveal? Ok Tommy stand up, you too Ranboo” for the millionth time tonight, Ranboo was being dragged off the floor.

“im like a foot taller than you ollie” Ranboo rested his arm on my head as if I were a shelf, Tommy was near the same height of him so did the same.

“I feel very intimidated by the tall enderman and overgrown child” I said blankly.

“as you should be” Tommy snickered,

Softnuage: may I be the cheese platter at your wedding with tommy?

Softnuage: wHy dO yoU sImp fOr tOmMy iM mUcH coOler 😡😡😡😡😡😡

“yes, I love cheese too much, why do I simp for tommy? I honestly don’t know anymore, but you are indeed cooler I know it”

Lxipexii: can u look tommy in the eye like ur about to kiss him then slap him

I silently read the message before chuckling lightly, I turned to tommy and stared at his eyes,

“what?” he said confused, I then lightly slapped his face and wheezed,

“what the hell was that for?” he spat,

“chat told me too”

“I forgive you, but chat I still hate you” he crossed his arms.

AccioAardappel: why does King Julien XIII have such a phat ass 😩😩😩

SavvyTheDavvy: ollie what is your celebrity crush?

“daddy king Julien? his fat ass is so hot” I once again rubbed my chin and bit my lip, “my celebrity crush?” I covered tommy’s ears before I spoke “honestly it’s Tommy but don’t tell him that because his ego will literally explode” I giggled before uncovering his ears.

“why’d you cover my ears?” he pouted,

“chat told me too” I shrugged and winked at the camera.

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Chapter 54

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'Warning: titanic spoilers!!! (if you haven’t watched titanic, I suggest you do since it’s a very good movie! If you haven’t watched it and still read this, it may be a tad confusing)'

p.s all my titanic knowledge is gonna shine in this chapter because I totally wasn’t obsessed with the subject for 3 years…

“come back” I held out my arms as Tommy left to see if there was more ice cream,

“jack come back” I mocked the classic movie monologue in a weeping expression.

“manifold’s not here dumbass”

“no im talking about Jack Dawson one of my husbands”

“one of your husbands?” he poked his head through the kitchen door.

“yeah” I repeated.

“can I beat up jack Dawson”

“He’s dead” I put my head down, knowing the ending of the beloved movie.

“good” he smiled smugly.

“that’s not nice, you’re bullying my dead husband”

“yeah, he should be dead,” Tommy paused before continuing, “IN A VIDEO GAME” he pointed out.

“fine then I guess I’ll marry Rose” I stuck my tongue out.

“and I’ll beat up rose!” he said for a split seconds before having instant regret, “WAIT I DON’T BEAT UP WOMEN PLEASE NO—” he panicked as I started to laugh.

“wait—so you’re saying you’ve never watched titanic?”

“titanic? Isn’t that ship that went” he simulated a ship going down with his hands.

“it’s a classic tommy! How have you never watched it?”

“I don’t know, but last time I watched a movie with you it was sad” he whined.

“oh yeah this one’s sad too—damn I think that’s saying something about what type of person I am” I chuckled lightly.

“the notebook had no right to be that sad” Tommy stated.

“no right” I agreed.

“ok we need to watch titanic; you will understand how much I simp for Jack and Rose”

“I will cry happy tears once jack dies” As Tommy was rambling on about his obsession with beating up young Leonardo DiCaprio, I looked on the PC to watch titanic.

“HA its right here, now we have to watch it” I convinced.

“ok chat—we’re gonna leave it off the screen because DMCA is scary, but you can listen to our commentary” I gave a thumbs up to the screen.

✅ Cadarino: Ollie’s bi panic at the thought of Jack and Rose 😩🙏 (dw me too)

ItsBree13: tommy being jealous of a fictional character is so funny to me-

Exho_Notfoundd: TITANIC POG!

“wait—did they all die?” Tommy asks as the movie starts, and they start talking about the shipwreck.

“you’ll have to wait and see”

“I swear to god if jack isn’t dead by the end I will go and kill him myself, in a video game of course”

“what do you have against jack?”

“He’s not pog” Tommy stated.

“Rose es mi esposa” I muttered the only Spanish phrase I knew.

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“wait who’s that?”

“yeah, that’s rose”

“you’re simping for an old lady?” Tommy said in disgust.

“that’s her old self though, when she’s younger she’s simpable, this is in the future”

“wait they time travel?”

“no they don’t—” I face palmed,

“they don’t time travel, she’s telling the story from her point of view when she’s older” I explained, and tommy nodded.

“we’re five minutes in and its already confusing” he complained.

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“he’s poor?”

“yeah, he literally wins other people’s tickets”

“if I was there, I would be able to buy tickets with prime money, he’s a wrongen”

“tommy the computer wasn’t a thing in 1912”

“I’d make one”

“that’s not—”

“shh watch the movie” he tried to cover my mouth,

“you started the conversation—”

“shh”

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“oh wait rose jumps?” Tommy said with a concerned look on his face.

“no she—just watch” we continued to watch until jack comes out and saves her.

“oh here comes jack, gosh he’s such a JACKass” he spat at the screen.

“my god tommy” I rubbed my temples,

“anyone with the name jack deserves nothing”

JackManifoldTV: pain

JackManifoldTV: pain

JackManifoldTV: pain

“sorry manifold” I laughed at jack’s response’s.

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“why are they spitting?”

“She’s a city girl, she doesn’t know how to spit like a man” I held up quotations.

“that’s sexist, y’know who’s not sexist?” Tommy turned to me with a matter-of-fact impression,

“who could possibly not be sexist” I said sarcastically,

“me”

“oh my god” I scoffed while a light blush sprinkled my face.

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“HA he has to go to the rich people dinner, but he’s a poor bloke, aw is the poor bloke sad he has to go to rich people dinner” Tommy said in a baby voice.

“you are so mean to him” I scolded.

“I know” He laughed.

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“they really ditched the rich people for square dancing or some sh*t?”

“yeah” I didn’t have an excuse for this one.

“how do the people up top not hear them blasting Irish music?”

“Tommy it’s the biggest ship in the world, and the third-class people are on one of the lowest floors, while the first class is nearly on the balcony”

“interesting” he hummed.

“they’re so sh*t at dancing”

“the entire point is they don’t really know the steps; they just go along with the music” I explained.

“I bet we would dance better than them” Tommy scoffed,

“bet” I got up from out chair and pulled Tommy with me.

“wait how—” tommy stammered as I started dragging him along in circles similar to the dance.

“I just told you the whole point is to have no idea what you’re doing” i laughed, soon we got into the same rhythm of the music, we were really messy, but it was so fun.

“oh—” Tommy panicked as we hopped over a sleeping tubbo on the floor, which led us into more laughter.

After multiple minutes of this, the dance scene ended, and we were still in fits of giggles.

“why was that so tiring” Tommy sat back down,

“because we’re gamers that don’t go outside”

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We both gasp as Cal flips over a table,

“WHAT THE F*CK CAL” Tommy yells.

“screw you Cal!” we both insult the character as the scene continues.

“ROSE MARRY ME INSTEAD”

“no you’re too good for her, she can go run off with jackass” He scoffs.

“aw”

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“paint me like one of your French girls? So he’s cheating on her!” Tommy yells once more,

“Tommy, a child’s eyes can’t see this scene” I throw the blanket over Tommy’s head,

“are you trying to smother me right now?”

“yeah”

“oh”

Ars0nIsP0g: STOP THIS IS SO CUTE

schlattsgun: CHILD WILL BE SCARRED FOR LIFE

Spicymonkey: paint me like one of your French girls 😩🙏😋😍😍