Thirty-three

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Chapter 47

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tw: weed 😎🤙

As soon as Wilbur says those words, the handful of us who have heard the exact sentence before laugh. While the others have a slightly concerned look on their faces.

“IM IN IM IN IM IN” I practically jumped in my seat, which probably wasn’t too good of a reaction to being asked if they want to smoke pot.

“im saying yes because last time I didn’t get to join” Schlatt stated,

“my eyes hurt so much last time…” Dream chuckled as he tried to decide silently, “sure why not!” he laughed, and Schlatt, Wilbur, and I cheered.

“Tubbo and Tommy?” I looked over to them, Tubbo was vigorously nodding and Tommy sighed lightly before agreeing.

“YOOOO THE WEED GANG IS BACK IN BUISNESS BABY” I pumped my fists in the air, “ALEX ARE YOU IN?” I ask,

“Who’s going to be the babysitter this time?” he protested,

“we don’t need a babysitter, Dream and Schlatt are calm enough” I jested.

“ok, but im not going to get absolutely baked like you idiots” he pointed accusingly at Wilbur and I specifically.

“Niki?” I asked,

“sure” she shrugged,

“Techno?”

“perhaps” he smirked.

“Iris and Ranboo?” I held my hands together as if I were praying,

“yes” Iris said quickly, “but if I start spilling any information, I want you to duct tape my mouth shut” She turned to Ranboo, who pursed his lips to stop himself from laughing.

“alrighty” he gave a thumbs up as he sighed doubtingly.

“WE HAVE THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU!” Wilbur jumped up and ran upstairs, presuming to get the contents.

I started cleaning up peoples plates as I skipped to the kitchen, leaving everyone at the dining table. I put away any left-over pasta and had started to put utensils in the dishwasher. I glanced up at the doorway to see Tommy,

“hello Tomathy” I chuckled and closed the dishwasher.

“aren’t you excited!” I ran up to him and held onto his shoulders with crazed eyes. He nodded and smiled,

“brov, are you already high you’re not talking and its very scary, Silentinnit isn’t something im very fond of—”  i started rambling but was cut off by Tommy pushing his lips onto mine.

The first second I was slightly startled, but slowly melted into it. After a couple seconds he pulled away,

“what was that?” I couldn’t stop smiling, Tommy the same.

“You won’t be in your right mind in thirty minutes time, so I won’t let you do it then” he finished before softly kissing me again,

“ok im done” he held up his hands and slowly backed out of the kitchen without saying another word. Leaving me flustered and confused.

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Fundy | @FundyLive

@wilbursoot respond to my texts before I call the cops

↳ DNF <3 | @DreamNotFound

Still nothing? This is getting very sus-

'↳ the best three-way of the century! | @Karlnapity'

Im actually scared guys what-

↳ Cadillac | @authour

“Hi this is john quinones and this is what would you do”

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“weed gang weed gang weed gang” I silently chanted as Wilbur lit the first joint, passing it around to the group.

“me voy a arrepentir de esto” Quackity muttered as he took his first hit.

Once everyone had gotten a couple puffs, we had flown back into our conversations, but with a little more chaos.

“Ranboo once killed a bird” Iris was laying upside down on the couch, feet dangling im the air.

“I did” Ranboo giggled before covering his face because he couldn’t stop.

“you threw a brick at it!” Iris wheezed,

“IT WAS SO FUNNY THOUGH” Ranboo defended, the entire group burst into endless laughter.

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Wilbur | @Wilbursoot

Streasm ! the yoyo man just keeps yo-ing!

twitch.tv/WilburSoot

↳ DNF <3

OH MY GOD YOU’RE ALIVE

↳ OllieInnit4ever | @Ollieinnit

84 HOURS. DEAD FOR 84 HOURS. AND YOU COME BACK WITH THIS? NONE OF YOU HAVE SAID      A N Y T H I N G

↳ Fundy | @FundyLive

OH GOD I THINK I KNOW WHATS GOING ON WILL-

↳ Bree | @ItsBree13

IS WEEDGANGTWT READY FOR THIS? NO THEY ARENT.

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“ok I may be under the influence, but I at least have some common sense, angle the camera so its not directly pointed at Iris, Ranboo, and Dream’s face!” Schlatt boomed, which made everyone go into fits of laughter.

“its weed gang time!” I sang as Wilbur pressed the go live button.

“guys what if im immune to weed?” Ranboo looked at his hands, which were sporting his black and white gloves. He wasn’t wearing his normal suit, just his mask and glasses.

“Ranboo you can’t say that, in twenty minutes you’re going to be too far gone” I patted him on the back as he widened his eyes in realization.

“HEY TWITCH CHAT AT TWITCH.TV” Tubbo waved aggressively at the camera, and all of us had a chorus of welcomes.

“yeehaw chat” I pretended to tip a hat,

Spiceyshitface: YEEHAW!

Chickennoozlesoup: POG WEED

Justjadynnn: WEED GANG WEED GANG

Caught_u_simping: TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO HIGH?

“Kinematics is a subfield of physics, developed in classical mechanics, that describes the motion of points, bodies, and systems of bodies without considering the forces that cause them to move” I blurted, everyone’s heads turned towards me.

“WHAT?” Clay wheezed,

“why did I say that again?” I turned to Tommy,

“Techno’s mind controlling you!” Tubbo shouted, sliding down in his chair.

“TECHNO?” I turned around at him, who wasn’t denying it.

“Anakin Chancellor Palpatine is evil! You are lost! It’s over, Anakin, I have the high ground. You were the chosen one!” I started to recite the star was monologue by heart.

“It was said you would destroy the Sith, Not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in the darkness,” I exclaimed dramatically, the rest of the group was nearly on the floor laughing.

“You were my brother Anakin! I loved you.” I shook my head, nearly crying.

“Obi-wan deserved better chat” I held my head in my hands.

✅ Cadarino: not my entire Star Wars faze resurfacing with this dialogue-

SavvyTheDavvy: CADARINO GIVING HERSELF A SHOUT OUT HA HA

SpicyMonkey_: I loved you 😩😋🙏🙏🙏

“SMALL MEN! Give us things to do!” Schlatt clapped his hands.

Schlattsgun: don’t be shy, pull out the glock.

Puckse: small men unite!!!!

GalaxyDruid_4: Iris marry me 😀👍

“you want me to pull out the glock? I’ll pull out the glock for you—” schlatt says as he literally brings his gun out of nowhere, I am so startled by it I nearly fall out of my chair.

“HERES THE GLOCK” he aims it directly at the camera,

'Femboydream: hey! Just your internet big brother checking in! how are yo—OH GOD OH GOD'

Whatthehonkity: woAAH THERE SCHLATT

-WPCmcyt-: YO WHAT IS HAPPENING

“I JUST HAD AN IDEA” Quackity sung before jumping up and running out of the room,

“I’ll supervise him” Iris saluted before trailing behind,

“In physics, motion is the phenomenon in which an object changes its position over time. Motion is mathematically described in terms of displacement, distance, velocity, acceleration, speed, and time” I spewed useless facts,

“WHAT IS WRONG WITH MOLLY” Tommy shook my shoulders as he shouted in my face.

“I DON’T KNOW TOMMY” I shook his shoulders back,

“it has been a minute… Maybe we should make sure Alex and Iris aren’t dead?” Niki spoke, she was calmer then the most of us, but very giggly.

“I’ll come with you! I have experience in the near-death situations!” I jumped up, and linked arms with Niki as we skipped to the Kitchen.

ItsBree13: STORYTIME?

Caught_u_simping: NEAR DEATH?

Looney-ish: Ollie?

“YOO WHAT IS UP GANG—” I stop myself to inspect the situation. Iris is sprawled on the tile floor, and Alex is downing a shot of vodka.

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Chapter 48

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tw: weed 😎🤙

“oh my lordy” I say slowly, as Iris hears me speak, her head shoots up from the floor.

“hey mamacita, um—there is nothing to see here” she shoves a bottle of tequila behind Alex, and he scrambles to cover it.

“SI! nada que ver aqui” Alex assured

“IM noT gonna gEt abSaAloutlEy bAkeD lIke yoU guYS” Niki mocked,

“Dije horneado no desperdiciado!” he muttered.

“SPEAK ENGLISH ASSHAT” I flicked him in the forehead.

“I SAID BAKED NOT WASTED” he spewed before Iris pulled out the bottle and took another sip.

“And I thought I was crazy with my coping skills—” i expressed,

“we’re not coping—just merely having fun” Iris walked back to the living room taking another drink.

As we went back to the previous room, another voice was coming from the computer,

“I LEAVE AND 24 HOURS LATER YOU USE WEED?” Sapnap screeched,

“oh hey mamas” I slid into my chair once again, slightly bumping into Tommy,

“Ollie? Wait Ollies there? Ollie are you ok?” Sapnap asked worriedly,

“yeah? Why would I not be oka—oh” I realized that the group hadn’t told anyone I was back, so Sapnap and George still thought I was missing.

“WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME THIS?” Nick yelled,

“we ate pasta” tubbo peeped,

“THAT DOESN’T—Ok we have to talk about this tomorrow” Sapnap continued calmly,

Ars0nIsP0g_: WHY WAS HE SO CONCERED?

oxtamzinxo: WHY DID SHE STOP RIGHT THERE-

Schlattsgun: THIS IS SO SUS-

“energy is the quantitative property that must be transferred to an object in order to perform work on, or to heat, the object. Energy is a conserved quantity; the law of conservation of energy states that energy can be converted in form, but not created or destroyed” I strayed off the subject,

“any way the wind blows” Iris sang lowly as she took another swig of vodka,

“YOU’RE DRINKING ALCHOHOL?” Wilbur yelled at Alex and Iris, who had slipped back in without anyone noticing.

“iris you literally hate drinking” Ranboo turned to her,

“It tastes good tonight though” she cradled the bottle.

-WPCmcyt-: WHAT A MOOD

GalaxyDruid_4: ILY IRIS

We continued chatting about the thoughts floating through our heads, over time Tubbo had gotten the box of cheerios from the kitchen, Tommy and Ranboo had started throwing them in each other’s mouths.

“Molly! Molly! Molly!” Tommy tugged on my sleeve until I gave him attention.

“watch” he then threw multiple at Ranboo, who fell out of his chair trying to catch them all.

“let me try” we then proceeded to throw cheerios at each other, which was very amusing.

oxtamzinxo: not tommy trying to flirt with ollie 💀

Looney-ish: Tommy—honey—im sorry but you’re so bad at this

“tommy chats saying you’re bad with women” Wilbur laughed,

“I AM SO ASTRONOMICALLY GOOD WITH WOMEN” Tommy argued,

“that is so not true!” I laugh, and he gasps.

“WHAT THE HELL—LITERALLY EARLIER TONIGHT—” he thankfully stopped himself before slipping up.

“EARLIER TONIGHT WHAT?” Dream asked, I widened my eyes and pursed my lips.

-WPCmcyt-: WHATDIDHESAY?

Lxipexii: FINISH THE SENTENCE

“YOURE THE ONE WEARING MY SWEATSHIRT” Tommy spewed, ignoring dream.

“THIS IS THE ONLY PIECE OF CLOTHING IVE HAD FOR DAYS—ITS BASICALLY MINE” I pointed out, Schlatt started scream laughing, along with everyone else.

“chat—listen—im great with women, just let me think of something to say” he looked up at the ceiling trying to think,

“there’s something wrong with your cellphone, it doesn’t have my number innit” he spoke, the entire group once again burst into laughter.

SavvytheDavvy: DOES ANYONE NOTICE HOW HE’S LITERALLY LOOKING AT OLLIE?

GalaxyDruid_4: NOT HIM DIRECTING IT AT OLLIE-

“chat—all of you are stupid—each and every one of you—you don’t know why but—yeah” The group chuckled as they watched the chat go feral.

Puckse: WHAT

Spiceyshitface: DOES TOMMY HAVE A WOMEN?

'Chickennoozlesoup: IM. SO. VERY. CONFUSED.'

“Light is the electromagnetic radiation within the portion of the electromagnetic spectrum that can be perceived by the human eye” I spoke to the chat,

“mhm yes big words, for big men, like me” Schlatt nodded.

“we need some tunes in here” Wilbur giggled, and Ranboo gasped.

“CAN WE DO KAREOKE?” Ranboo put his hands on the side of his face.

“YES, KAREOKE NIGHT WITH THE WEED GANG” Wilbur cheered,

“im excited to see this” Techno, (who had been awfully quiet) smiled.

“okay what shall we start with?” Wilbur turned to the group, after a couple seconds, tubbo leaped out of his chair and whispered into Wilbur’s ear.

“tubbo you are a smart man” Wilbur chuckled and started fervidly typing.

“Ollie you’re a mezzo-soprano, right?” Wilbur winked.

“im singing?”

“yep” as he pressed the space button, the first notes of “Schuyler sisters” started playing, and tubbo pulled my chair out from under me.

“WHAT TUBBO—” he laughed and helped me up and centered me.

“wait im doing this?” I asked as tubbo grabbed Niki and Iris, Ranboo threw his glasses and mask at Iris.

“Ollie is angelica, Niki you’re Eliza, Iris is Peggy, but just for this song though we’ll switch it up in a bit” Tubbo gave us a thumbs up.

“OH WAIT UH- TOMMY YOU’RE BURR” Tubbo pulled away tommy’s chair out and shoved him Infront of me.

“oh sweet wait Im going now—” Tommy giggled before starting Aarons part,

“There's nothing rich folks love more, than going downtown and slummin' it with the poor they pull up in their carriages and gawk” Tommy danced slightly, and I did the thing the ensemble does when he says the line. (the little walk thing where they point their toes and look down, y’know?)

“At the students in the common Just to watch them talk Take Philip Schuyler, the man is loaded Uh-oh, but little does he know that His daughters, Peggy, Angelica, Eliza Sneak into the city just to watch all the guys at—”

“work work!” the rest of the group sang from their seats,

“oh that’s me—angelica!” I sang,

“Eliza” Niki giggled.

“and Peggy” Iris held up her tequila bottle as she said so,

“The Schuyler sisters!”

“angelica!”

“peggy!”

“eliza!”

“work!” Schlatt shouted.

“daddy said to be home by sundown” Iris danced.

“daddy doesn’t need to know”

“daddy said not to go downtown”

“like I said you’re free to go!”

“but look around, look around the revolutions happening in New York!” I sang quite harmoniously,

“New York!”

“ANGELICA! WORK!” Tubbo shouted this time

“its bad enough daddy want to go to war” We all danced in a circle.

“people shouting in the square”

“Its bad enough there’ll be violence on our shore!”

“new ideas in the air!”

“look around look around!

Niki linked arms with me, “Angelica remind me what we’re looking for!”

“She’s lookin for me!” Everyone shouted.

“respectfully because she’s a minor!” Wilbur shouted, and the boys all shouted choruses of agreement.

“eliza im looking for a mind at work work!”

“lookin for a mind at work work, lookin for a mind ar work work!”

“whoaaahhh, woaahhhhhh, work!” Niki, Iris, and I, all sang.

“oh wait Im burr does that mean—” Tommy gets pushed up again to sing,

“Woo! There's nothing' like summer in the city, someone in a rush next to someone lookin' pretty” he joined the girl’s circle.

“Excuse me, miss, I know it's not funny but your perfume smells like your daddy's got money” He bopped his head and pointed his fingers at me.

I gasped sarcastically as he said the next line “Why you slummin' in the city in your fancy heels

You searching' for an urchin who can give you ideals?”

“burr you disgust me!”

“Ah, so you've discussed me, I'm a trust fund, baby, you can trust me—SEE CHAT IM SO GREAT WITH WOMEN” he held his hands up.

I pushed tommy out of the way, “I've been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine So men say that I'm intense or I'm insane You want a revolution? I want a revelation So listen to my declaration,” subsequently, Niki and Iris held their hands up in the right positions.

“We hold these truths to be self-evident That all men are created equal and when I meet Thomas Jefferson,  I’m compel him to include women in the sequel! WORK!”  The group clapped and cheered,

“Look around, look around at how Lucky we are to be alive right now! Look around, look around at how Lucky we are to be alive right now!”

“History is happening in Manhattan and we just happen to be in the greatest city in the world!

In the greatest city in the world!” We were coordinated perfectly, now it was the time for the difficult part,

“Because I've been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine So men say that I'm intense or I'm insane You want a revolution? I want a revelation So listen to my declaration We hold these truths to be self-evident That all men are created equal Look around, look around at how Lucky we are to be alive right now!” I practically belted as Niki and Iris did the background vocals.

“History is happening in Manhattan and we just happen to be, In the greatest city in the world in the greatest city in the world!”

Somewhere in the middle of that chorus, Iris literally fell backwards in her drunken state, but gracefully landed in Alex’s arms,

“can you push me back up” She pouted as she was in a trust fall position.

“give me a sip” Alex nodded towards the tequila bottle in Iris’s hand.

“fine” she scoffed and handed it to him, and he let her go back to dancing.

“Angelica!”

“Eliza!”

“And Peggy!”

“The Schuyler sisters!”

We're looking for a mind at work!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

“In the greatest city,”

“In the greatest city in the world, In the greatest city in the world” I sang the last part perfectly, as the beat landed, I curtseyed.

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Chapter 49

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tw: weed 😎🤙

ParadiseLeLee: WAIT OLLIES AN AMAZING SINGER-

ItsBree13: DUDE WHY DON’T YOU USUALLY SING

“chill guys I know im good at everything but singing isn’t my greatest talent” I rolled my eyes at chat going crazy,

“Ollie, I’ve told you this before and im telling you again. MAKE AN ALBUM WITH ME” Wilbur pleaded.

“yeah, I’ve heard it all wilbur” he continued to stay in praying position,

“what if I told you I’ll think about it”

“good enough” Wilbur smiled as he got up.

“dreamy boy is having a dream right now” I laughed as we looked towards Clay, asleep in one of the chairs.

“we’ll wake him later” I waved it off and continued,

“what should we do next for karaoke?”

There was about 30 seconds of us quietly thinking before Tubbo spoke, “OMG OMG OMG WILBUR, I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A SONG PLEASE” He jumped up and started spinning around in joy, which lead him to getting dizzy and tumbling to the ground.

“what’s your song idea tubbo?” Wilbur asked.

“well its has to be a surprise. I can only tell like half of the group…” Tubbo said rather suspiciously.

“can I be the god?” techno speaks.

“the god? Techno you’re already a god” I chuckled.

“I want to be a referee; I’ll also be the DJ” he nodded serenely, and we agreed.

“ok—Wilbur, Niki, Ranboo, and Schlatt, come with me peasants” Tubbo jumped his way out of the room.

Quackity protested, before Niki pushed a glass of water into his hand “you guys are too drunk to think” they then grumpily took turns taking sips.

“don’t call me a peasant, I am big guy” Schlatt said as they left. Leaving Tommy, Quackity, Iris, and I in front of the stream.

“chat im scared”

“they’re going to mess with us as much as possible aren’t they” Tommy observed, directing it towards him and I. Alex and Iris were throwing the bottle of tequila similar to Tom Brady throwing the Super Bowl trophy.

a/n: Ik this didn’t happen yet in the timeline I just can’t resist making fun of drunk tom brady 😩🙏

Femboydream: AS THE ENTIRE CHATS BIG BROTHER I’M SUPERVISING THIS

Caught_u_simping: THE HARDCORE OLLIEINNIT SHIPPERS ARE LEVITATING RN

-WPCmcyt-: WAIT THIS IS GONNA BE SO POG

Lxipexii: HUMINA KAREOKE

Puckse: OLLIEINNIT OLLIEINNIE OLLIEINNIT

“we should call someone” I looked through the different discord channels and clicked on a random one, not seeing who was in the vc.

“YO WASSUP GANG” I yelled into the mic,

“not this again oh my god” Phil groaned.

“do you not like our presence Phil?” I shouted.

“this is literally the second time this week—”

“it’s been a long week, blame it on Jeremy”

“WHO’S JEREMEY?” Phil asks, utterly confused. Me and Tommy share a look of panic before coming up with an excuse

“I don’t know, just made him up. shoutout to Jeremy I guess” I chuckled.

“oh gosh—Ollie why don’t you get a drink of water”

“maybe you should say that to these people” Tommy gestured to Iris and Quackity, happily downing multiple shots of tequila.

“ALEX? AND IRIS?” Phil yelled,

“y’know I just wanted to have a nice chill morning hardcore stream but you lot—wait where’s Will?” Phil had our stream pulled up.

“the others are planning a karaoke thing out, and the bastards won’t let us join” I crossed my arms.

“why’d you turn British there for a second” Tommy wheezed,

“I don’t know, maybe you guys are molding me into a true Bri’ish person” I mocked.

“that’s not funny—” Tommy hissed.

“ITS CHEWSDAY INNIT?” This comment left Phil breaking down with laughter.

After that, Will walked out of the room. He approached us and bowed quite politely.

“what in hells name are you doing?” I asked,

“I need both of your guy’s consent”

“what?”

“User @Tommyinnit posted a tweet on November 28th at 5:06 Pm, stating that “we are fine with people shipping us,” he held up quotation marks. “Ollie retweeted this shortly after, is this statement still true?” for how high he was, his voice was rather proper.

“yeah...” we said slowly, getting more confused.

“alrighty!” Will giggled before leaving.

“what—was—that?” Phil was wheezing in between every word.

“I have—no idea” I pondered over anything they might need our consent for.

After about 10 more minutes of annoying Phil, the group came out again. All had huge smiled on their faces, as if they were holding back laughter.

“if you guys embarrass us on stream im going to sue—”

“don’t worry we’ll be doing it too” Niki noted. Which calmed me a little bit but didn’t stop me from giving the group suspicious looks. Ranboo kept doing this thing where he starts bursting out with laughter and falls to the ground. Which was rather amusing since there wasn’t anything to laugh at.

“I can’t—stop” He expressed in between fits of giggles on the floor,

“el es bueno?” Quackity asked Iris,

“el Nunca ha usado marihuana antes” Iris laughed,

“ok team, time for the plan” Wilbur clapped giddily, Wilbur started searching for multiple songs.

“there’s three songs, but they work well together, you’ll figure out your parts”

I caught a glimpse of Niki whispering something to Alex and Iris, who broke out into smiles as they heard her.

“im so confused…” I faltered. Wilbur started playing the music, and as soon as the first notes played, realization hit in.

“WILLBUR YOU DID NOT” I almost jumped up to tackle him, but Schlatt interrupted.

“How does the bastard, orphan, son of a whore Go on and on Grow into more of a phenomenon? Watch this obnoxious, arrogant, loudmouth bother Be seated at the right hand of the father Washington hires Hamilton right on sight, But Hamilton still wants to fight, not write,” Tubbo pushed Tommy up and stood next to Ranboo, Will, and Alex, “Now Hamilton’s skill with a quill is undeniable but what do we have in common? We’re Reliable with the,”

“Ladies!” they shouted,

“There are so many to deflower!” Schlatt boomed.

“looks proximity to power!”

“ladies!”

“they’re delighted and distracted while Martha Washington named her feral tom cat after him!” Schlatt pointed at Tommy,

“wait im Alex?—that’s true” Tommy spoke.

“1780, a winters ball, and the Schuyler sisters are the envy of all, yo, if you could marry a sister, your rich son”

“is it a question of if burr or which one—AS FRIENDS EL OH EL” Tommy added, pointing at Niki and Iris.

“hey, hey, hey” (Ranboo and Tubbo did the little walky dancy thing the boys do in the film) which then led to Niki pushing me up.

“I hate you all so much right now—oooh” my hate was cut off by my queen Philippa Soo,

“I do I do I do i dooooo, heyyy” I sang and flipped off Wilbur.

“oooh, I do I do I do I Dooooo! Boy you got me”

“Helpless! Look into your eyes, and the sky’s the limit I’m helpless! Down for the count, and I’m drowning’ in ‘em”

“chat I swear to god if you clip this im gonna stop streaming—I have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight We were at a revel with some rebels on a hot night Laughing’ at my sister as she’s dazzling the room Then you walked in and my heart went “Boom!” Trying’ to catch your eye from the side of the ballroom Everybody’s dancing’ and the band’s top volume” I sang and gave Tubbo an angry look, he simply shrugged.

“Grind to the rhythm as we wine and dine!” Niki and Iris sung,

“Grab my sister, and whisper, “Yo, this one’s mine.” My sister made her way across the room to you And I got nervous, thinking “What’s she gonna do?” She grabbed you by the arm, I’m thinking’ “I’m through” Then you look back at me and suddenly I’m Helpless!”

“Oh, look at those eyes Look into your eyes and the sky's the limit, I'm helpless Yeah, I'm helpless, I know Down for the count and I'm drowning' in 'em I'm helpless I'm so into you Look into your eyes I am so into you, I'm helpless I know I'm down for the count and I'm drowning' in 'em Down for the count and I'm drowning' in 'em” I looked at tommy, who indeed had beautiful eyes.

“Niki where the actual f*ck are you taking me?” Niki pulled Tommy onto our “stage”

“im about to change your life” she smiled,

“I’ve literally already met her—uh lead the way”

“Elizabeth Schuyler nice to meet you b*tch”

“call me b*tch again—

“thank you for your service I guess—roleplaying on a Minecraft server—” I teased,

“if it takes fighting a war for us to meat it would’ve been worth it—not really because you are very mean to me—”

“one week later” I cut him off.

“I’m writing’ a letter nightly Now my life gets better, every letter that you write me Laughing’ at my sister, because she wants to form a harem,”

“not really—more like a family friendly buddies harem—y’know?” Niki explained.

“Ha! Two weeks later in the living room stressing’ My father’s stone-faced while you’re asking for his blessing” Wilbur stood up,

“what the hell why is wilbur my dad—I’m dying inside, as you wine and dine And I’m trying’ not to cry cause there’s nothing that your mind can’t do, my father makes his way across the room to you” Wilbur dice rolls to tommy and laughs,

“I panic for a second, thinking “we’re through” But then he shakes your hand and says “Be true” Wilbur takes Tommy’s hand and slaps him softly.

“And you turn back to me, smiling, and I’m Helpless! Look into your eyes and the sky's the limit I'm helpless Down for the count and I'm drowning' in 'em I'm helpless! That boy is mine, that boy is mine Look into your eyes and the sky's the limit I'm helpless, helpless Down for the count and I'm drowning' in 'em Down for the count and I'm drowning' in 'em!” Tommy spins me around as we dance.

“Eliza, I don’t have a dollar to my name An acre of land, a troop to command, a dollop of fame All I have’s my honor, a tolerance for pain A couple of college credits and my top-notch brain Insane, your family brings out a different side of me Peggy confides in me, Angelica tried to take a bite of me, NO SHE DIDN’T THAT’S A LIE, No stress, my love for you is never in doubt We’ll get a little place in Harlem and we’ll figure it out I’ve been living’ without a family since I was a child My father left, my mother died, I grew up buck wild But I’ll never forget my mother’s face, that was real And long as I’m alive, Eliza, swear to God You’ll never feel so” (he did the thing that Alex does where he takes Eliza’s arms and spins her around)

“Helpless! I do, I do, I do, I do! Eliza Helpless! I do, I do, I do, I do! I've never felt so— Helpless! Hey, yeah, yeah! Down for the count and I'm drowning' in 'em I'm down for the count, I'm— Helpless!

“My life is going fine cause Eliza's in it” Tommy popped in once more,

“Helpless! I look into your eyes and the sky's the limit, I'm— Helpless! Down for the count and I'm drowning' in 'em ...drowning' in 'em”

Then the wedding march came on,

“WAIT WER’E DOING THIS PART” I shouted as Niki plucked a flower from the vase,

“mhm” Wilbur nodded and I sneered at him.

“walk the aisle asshat” I pushed Tommy to start walking because he was laughing too much. Ranboo and tubbo threw rice at us.

“In New York, you can be a new man… In New York, you can be a new man… In New York, you can be a new man…” the entirety of the group, including techno sang.

“helpless!” I once again curtsied, and the group clapped. The entire chat was bursting with support.

Chickennoozlesoup: I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO COMBUST

Justjadynnn: OLLIEINNIT OLLIEINNIT OMGHHHH

Schlattsgun: <3 <3 <3 <3

SavvytheDavvy: IM CLIPPIGN THSIHRISD

GalaxyDruid_4: KISS KISS KISSS MSIS  SKISSKSISS KIS SS KISSS

Just when I thought it was over, the next song started. Thankfully, I didn’t have a part in it, but Tommy was once again pulled up with the rest of the boys,

“we’re skipping satisfied because I don’t think Ollie can do two solo songs back-to-back” Wilbur told the group

“I may not live to see our glory!” Tubbo sang, “but I’ve seen wonders great and small, cause if the tomcat can get married,”

“IF ALEXANDER CAN GET MARRIED!” Alex and Ranboo sang,

“let’s hope for our ass after all!” Tubbo laughed.

“Raise a glass to freedom!’ Ranboo sang as Lafayette.

“something you will never see again, no matter what she tells you!” Alex giggled,

“ha b*tch you’re under my control now!” I pointed to myself.

“let’s have another round tonight!”

“raise a glass to the four of us”

“To the newly not poor of us!”

“damn all that prime money down the drain” I sighed.

“we’ll tell the story of tonight!” Ranboo slurred his words, And Wilbur ended the song.

Whatthehonkity: IM CRYING

-WPCmcyt-: AWWWW THIS IS SO CUTE TESEJKLFNSJEF

Ars0nIsp0g: the one-time tommy was good with women 😎

“CHAT WHY WONT YOU GIVE UP ON THE FACT IM NOT AMAZING WITH WOMEN” Tommy fell to the ground.

“you need to prove it, the chat doesn’t like to listen to you” Techno scoffed,

“PROVE IT? ARE YOU F*CKIN—I’LL PROVE IT ASSHOLES—”

What tommy did next was something I never really expected, he quickly turned on his feet and cupped my face, in panic I started to say “tommy the chat—”

He kissed me.

in front of the group.

Which was also happened to be in front of  214,000 people.